Sunday, May 10, 2009

Proverb 30 verse 10

Accuse not a servant to his master, lest he curse you, and you be found guilty

Proverb 30 verse 10

Accuse not a servant to his master, lest he curse you, and you be found guilty

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

EVEN POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

This may sound funny but, the bible verse is a 110% CORRECT!!!
Read on.

EVEN POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of
policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him. Since he was not prepared to play their
games, they asked for his papers and having combed
through everything without any offence with which to
nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to
open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of
the engine number against what was on paper revealed
that letter U was written in such a way that it
could be mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
'stolen vehicle'!
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no
offence, the pastor
called the OC to say he was a priest to which the
officer replied,
'Please, leave that pastor thing...in any
case, if
you are indeed a pastor,
then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.'

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered:
'Please readMatthew 5:25, 26 to me'. The incredulous
Pastor opened to the recommended Bible passage and
read;

'Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is
taking you to court. Do it while you are still with
him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge,
and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and
you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have paid the last
penny.'

The man of God quietly made an 'offering' of 'just'
one N100 to his newly found 'preacher'.

End of service! 'Go in peace and argue no more',
said the OC.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

God Says...

God says he's aware of all you're going through, And that he has taken care of every thing.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

HANDBOOK 2009

Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.

2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.

6. Play more games.

7. Read more books than you did in 2008.

8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

9. Sleep for 7 hours.

10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

11. Don't compare your life to others'.
You have no idea what their journey is all about.

12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

16. Dream more while you are awake.

17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

18. Forget issues of the past.
Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past.
That will ruin your present happiness.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and
fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

23. Smile and laugh more.

24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

25. Call your family often.

26. Each day give something good to others.

27. Forgive everyone for everything.

28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

30. What other people think of you is none of your business.

31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right thing!

33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

34. GOD heals everything.

35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

37. The best is yet to come.

38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:

40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Ephesians 6:6

Not with eye service, as men pleasers; but as the servant of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart Ephesians 6:6

Thursday, January 1, 2009