EVEN POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

This may sound funny but, the bible verse is a 110% CORRECT!!!
Read on.

EVEN POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of
policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him. Since he was not prepared to play their
games, they asked for his papers and having combed
through everything without any offence with which to
nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to
open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of
the engine number against what was on paper revealed
that letter U was written in such a way that it
could be mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
'stolen vehicle'!
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no
offence, the pastor
called the OC to say he was a priest to which the
officer replied,
'Please, leave that pastor thing...in any
case, if
you are indeed a pastor,
then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.'

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered:
'Please readMatthew 5:25, 26 to me'. The incredulous
Pastor opened to the recommended Bible passage and
read;

'Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is
taking you to court. Do it while you are still with
him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge,
and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and
you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have paid the last
penny.'

The man of God quietly made an 'offering' of 'just'
one N100 to his newly found 'preacher'.

End of service! 'Go in peace and argue no more',
said the OC.